2022 Man Of The Year: Trek FX1 Disc

July 18, 2022. In a shameful display of American emasculation Joe Biden brought his Trek FX 1 Disc to a halt before a crowd cheering morons. Then he attempted to dismount. The rest is infamy.

Biden looked more cool than any other man wearing aviator sunglasses in history. It didn’t help that Biden wore a bike helmet and tactical gloves for cycling. He also got his foot stuck in the pedal thing, and ate shit on Delaware asphalt with a bunch of gears, spokes, and wrinkled legs.

The Trek FX 1 Disc was a tremendous service to the American people by exposing the president’s weakness and crotch, as he slouched toward his grave. In our humble opinion, it was a brave act of valor that was just as important and lasting as the patriotic defense of Lexington & Concord, two-and a half centuries ago when the full-throttle thrust of Revolution exploded into the air.

It is amazing that he did not die. Americans over 65 are more likely to be injured by falling than ever before. Biden recently turned 80. Kamala Harris has been elected vice president. (We’re so f—ed.) Maybe the Trek FX 1 Disc was asking us to see the doddering geezer’s impending death and feel sorry. Biden was not the one to blame, but we.

This is America for crying out loud. We deserve better than an arrogant commander in chief who degrades his country daily. Our “elected” “leader” Are you falling off your bicycles? shaking hands with ghosts MBS is a strongman, but gangsters like MBS bomb Yemen and lure a journalist to kill and dismember him abroad with no repercussions.

Don’t make any mistakes. Make no mistake. Washington Free Beacon Considers cycling an anti-social crime committed by soulless, naive freaks who would in a perfect world hang from the gallows wearing fancy leotards. This was not a decision we made lightly. We deliberated for hours, sharing our thoughts and emotions in a circle of inclusion.

We felt that a child’s toy couldn’t be held responsible for the actions taken by so-called adults. This would be like blaming Sleepy Joe’s sadistic behavior on the crack pipe. refusal to acknowledge Navy Joan Roberts, Hunter Biden’s innocent child with a stripper named “Dallas” During one his smoke-and poke sessions

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