Take a look at All These Reporters (and Other Geeks) Splitting Jokes About Our Cherished Democracy

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Kevin McCarthy speakership drama resembles the Super Bowl for these freaks

Andrew Stiles • January 5, 2023 3:40 pm

Jen Psaki no longer works as President Joe Biden’s press secretary, which implies she does not need to lie any longer to keep her task.

“The saga of the speakers votes this week may just be what DC political Twitter has been training for,” Psaki wrote Wednesday on Twitter, the immigrant-owned social networking platform.

Reality check: Real!

Political reporters and other helpless geeks will never ever desert Twitter due to their fixation with publishing snarky remarks about unknown procedural drama on Capitol Hill. The Republican politician Celebration’s ongoing struggle to choose a speaker of your home is an ideal example.

Typical individuals with real lives might not care less. They are wise adequate to comprehend that selecting a celebration leader in Congress becomes part of our valued democratic system of federal government. Politics geeks, on the other hand, can’t stop speaking about it and attempting to impress each other with their amusing quips and contrasts to sports and popular culture.

This is their Super Bowl:

1) “What if they tried a rose ceremony instead?”

2) “Can’t wait to see this go to penalty kicks tomorrow on the House floor.”

3) “Well GOP crazies actually did stop the transfer of power – to themselves.”

4) “SOURCES: Jim Harbaugh in talks with House GOP leadership to step in as Speaker if an NFL Head Coach job doesn’t become available.”

5) “We just picked out new speakers for our house took us 5 minutes.”

— Trigger caution: Transphobia–

6) “Look, the thing that matters, and what we need to respect, is that Kevin McCarthy *identifies* as Speaker of the House.”

7) “It’s outrageous that Antifa has delayed Kevin McCarthy’s ascension to Speaker.”

8) “I know it’s early in the season but at 0-5 I’m beginning to worry about McCarthy’s playoff chances.”

9) “They should start the next Speaker vote with a runner on second base.”

10) “Support building in House GOP for Carlos Correa — pending a physical.”

— Trigger caution: Plagiarism–

11) “Straightforward from here – McCarthy needs to call Brad Raffensperger and ask him to find nine votes.” (1:26 p.m.)

12) “McCarthy is so desperate that he’s about to call Brad Raffensperger asking him to find him 15 more votes.” (5:43 p.m.)

13) “How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

14) ” In fact, the

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