Creepy Joe Biden Invades Female Reporter’s Personal Space, Then Gets Confused

Dust off your pu**y hat and hit the streets, ladies! A creepy president invaded a female reporter’s personal space and indulged himself in some unwanted touching, and we can’t have that!

Gropey Joe left Tuesday’s White House to travel to New York to deliver his infrastructure speech. As he passed through the usual phalanx of reporters, one foxy correspondent, NBC’s Kristen Welker, caught his twinkling eye. When she asked, it was clear that she wanted it. “What’s behind your decision to end the COVID emergency, Mr. President?” Responding to her come-hither advances, the most powerful man in the world reached for her hand, held tight, and pulled himself into the intimate space beneath the woman’s umbrella. He sputtered and glowed, unleashing his irresistible, 50,000-watt smile. “What’d you say?”

Welker managed her initial urge to recoil and asked her question again like a professional. “What’s behind your decision to end the COVID emergency?”

Biden switched from being a flirt to becoming a newsmaker as skillfully as he was capable. “The COVID emergency will end when the Supreme Court ends it,” he explained through a pheromone haze, seeming to conflate his own announcement that he would end the COVID-19 Public Health Emergency with his administration’s inexplicable legal battle to end its Title 42 emergency deportation powers. “We’ve extended it to May the 15th to make sure we get everything done. That’s all. There’s nothing behind it all.”

The Biden Administration previously announced that it would end the COVID-19 national emergency — and Title 42 will expire along with it — on May 11, Bloomberg Has reported.

He was still close, though!

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Someone keep Tara Reade away from social media for a day or two so she doesn’t see the clip and get triggered. It’s all too easy to imagine what then-Senator Biden looked like when he According to some, He grabbed her by the throat and began to touch her.

“What’s behind your decision to end the COVID emergency?”

BIDEN: “The COVID emergency will end when the Supreme Court ends it.” pic.twitter.com/CJJeZPccD7

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