Tour The Trumpiest Trump Store Ever

TUCSON, Ariz. — The Trump Organization’s own gift shops have nothing on the Trumpiness of this border-town store in southern Arizona.

Wyatt Forster & Carey Appolonia, located 75 miles southeast from Tucson, have operated a gift shop that sells all things Trump.

“We got tired of keeping our mouths shut,” Forster said that The Federalist was the catalyst for the Tucson couple to open the store seven years ago. Appolonia is a local model from Arizona. She explained that her political views caused her to be excommunicated to the other performers, so the couple felt they had no loss. She stated that continuing self-censorship wasn’t an option.

“I just couldn’t live like that,” Appolonia.

They are now ex-president Donald Trump’s greatest cheerleaders and sell anything and everything you would expect in a typical gift shop.

Under a huge television, Newxmax plays around the clock, there are coffee mugs and key chains for visitors.

Customers can also order honey bottles that are labeled “Make Honey Great Again” It is a model of the honey bear with the exception that the bear’s head was replaced by Trump’s.

The store even has tables that are covered with profanity-laced magnets, bathroom products featuring Presidents Barack Obama or Joe Biden.

Some merchandise may suggest that the owners don’t like leftists. “Joe and the Hoe Gotta Go.” However, if they were left-wing counterparts, Talk To them, it would be a daunting task these days. They would quickly realize that their owners only despise leftItm. While many of their friends are Democrats they clearly don’t like the monolithic liberalism in Tucson.

“I always joke saying it’s like getting paid for having group therapy every day,” Appolonia. “Because everybody comes in and they’re all feeling like it’s a safe place where they can gripe about what’s going on.”

“It’s some of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet coming in here,” Forster.

They have a great time making fun of the political circus and selling items such as the “Trump Zen Garden” These sessions are for therapy purposes.

Trump is also regarded by the couple as one of most gay-friendly presidents. Trump was the first President to be sworn into office as a supporter of same-sex marriage and also named the first openly gay cabinet member.

Customers can purchase rainbow beans at the Trump Store. “Let’s Go Brandon,” A euphemism For “f-ck Joe Biden.”

A crowded Republican presidential race is almost certain by the close of the year. However, the couple remains skeptical that any candidate can win their support for Trump.

“I’m a Trumpster,” Forster added that 2016 was his first vote in an election. Appolonia is more open-minded than ever, but said that Trump is his current preference. “number one” Because “he wasn’t a politician.”

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