12 Crucial Details From Biden’s Launch Video You Probably Missed

Uncovering the Hidden Gems in Biden’s Campaign Launch Video

Days before President Joe Biden’s official reelection video was released, the Washington Free Beacon obtained a draft transcript, in line with our mission to speak truth to power. And now, we present to you an exclusive post-announcement analysis of Biden’s launch video, which underwent several revisions compared to the draft we obtained.

We watched the video over 600 times, scrutinizing every frame, and thanks to our rigorous analysis, we bring you 12 crucial details from Biden’s campaign launch video that you probably missed.

You’re welcome!

• Biden speaks on camera for a grand total of six seconds
• How many takes did they need to get it right?
• Obama makes a (very brief) appearance
• For one second, maybe less. Wonder why?
• This guy
• Wearing a cool hat.
• This foreign vehicle
• Manufactured by the Japanese, perpetrators of the infamous sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.
• Disney propaganda in the classroom
• Indoctrinating our children.
• These criminals (probably)
• In most jurisdictions across the country, children under the age of 18 are legally required to wear a helmet while skateboarding or riding a bicycle.
• This guy
• Trying (unsuccessfully) to get in on the action. Alas, too short.
• This protester demanding women go back to the kitchen where they belong
• Fan of Don Lemon (RIP)?
• Kamala’s husband making eyes at Dr. Jill
• Remember when they practically made out at the State of the Union?
• Kamala’s husband flirting with a stranger
• Hands to yourself, Doug.
• This creep trying to pick up girls at an abortion rally
• Clintonesque.
• Steve
• God love ’em.