What if woke liberals couldn’t label everything? Analysis.

It’s no secret that the mainstream media is run by liberal activists who push their agenda through the words they use. But what if journalists were forced to abide by the ASGRIC? Here are just a few examples of how the news would read:

• Undocumented immigrant → Foreign-born fugitive from justice
• Gender-affirming care for minors → Child abuse
• LGBTQQIP2SAA+ rights → Gay rights
• Drag Queen → Gender appropriator
• Abortion → Extrajudicial fetal assassination, anti-life health care
• Death penalty → Justice affirming care
• Assault rifle → Freedom friend, justice dispenser
• Racially inclusive → Racially obsessed
• Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion → Six-figure consulting fees
• Black Lives Matter → Scam PAC
• Pro-Palestinian activist → Jew hater
• Teachers’ unions → Anti-child activists
• Tax cuts → Restorative justice
• Democracy dies in darkness → Democracy thrives on Jennifer Rubin columns
• War on Women → Kinetic military action against individuals with an active uterus
• #MeToo era → Brief period of anti-male activism from 2017 until Tara Reade’s credible accusation of sexual assault against Joe Biden
• Speak truth to power → Leave Joe Biden alone
• Hillary Clinton → Crooked
• Long Covid → Mental illness
• New York City Subway → Public toilet
• WNBA fans→ Liars
• Soccer → Performative falling 
• Bicycle → Morally abhorrent nerd-conveying road hazard 
• Happy Holidays → Merry Christmas
• God bless you → God bless America

Don’t be fooled by the mainstream media’s biased reporting. Read the news the way it should be reported with ASGRIC.