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Did Janet Yellen’s Hallucinogenic Meal Cause Her Odd Actions?

Janet ‍Yellen‍ Had Four ⁣Orders of ​Potentially Hallucinogenic Dish ‌- ⁢Does ⁤This Explain Her Strange ‌Behavior?

In⁤ the “gift” that keeps on embarrassing, Treasury Secretary⁣ Janet Yellen’s⁢ disastrous trip to Beijing now includes a hallucinogenic wrinkle.

According to CNN, ⁢Yellen and her delegation were spotted at a local eatery chain, ‌Yi⁢ Zuo Yi Wang (translated: “In and Out,”⁢ and no,‍ it’s not at all like the‌ American one.)

Normally, that would hardly be worth any consternation at all but it turns out that ‍the Chinese​ restaurant carries ‌a dish made with mushrooms⁤ that ⁤carry actual mysterious hallucinogenic powers — and yes, Yellen had some.

In fact, according to​ a post‌ on Chinese social⁢ media from the restaurant⁣ itself, Yellen had ​four ⁢portions⁤ of these ⁣mystery⁣ mushrooms.

Called jian shou qing, ‌these mushrooms that bruise easily⁢ are actually⁤ a blanket term‌ for a family ⁢of ‍mushrooms, but ‍in this region, jian shou qing⁢ generally⁤ refers to “Lanmaoa asiatica.”

Described as looking​ similar to ⁤the ​much more commonly used porcini mushroom, ​Lanmaoa asiatica packs a ‌significantly bigger​ punch.

Dr. Peter⁤ Mortimer, a​ professor at Kunming⁤ Institute ​of Botany, ​told CNN⁣ that ‍“Lanmaoa mushrooms are​ considered poisonous ⁢as they can ⁤be hallucinogenic.”

The most⁢ astounding⁣ tidbit ⁣Mortimer⁢ provided, ​however, is that the source of the ‌hallucinogenic‌ properties is still a complete mystery.

“However, scientists have not, as of ‍yet, ​identified the compounds ​responsible‍ for​ causing the hallucinations,” the professor⁣ said. “It ​remains a bit of ⁢a mystery, and ⁤most evidence is anecdotal. I‍ have⁣ a friend who mistakenly ate them‍ and hallucinated⁤ for‍ three days.”

CNN​ adds that the “general​ belief” surrounding the mysterious​ mushrooms is ⁤that fully cooking ⁣them removes ​the hallucinogenic ​properties.

The ‌restaurant ‌in‌ question⁤ confirmed to CNN ⁢that their jian shou qing dishes⁢ are fully cooked.

Look, given all that, it ‍seems unlikely that Yellen’s foodie visit‌ would ‌have caused her to‍ be hallucinating or‌ otherwise impaired⁣ while on official ⁢U.S. business in China.

But that‌ doesn’t mean ​it’s out⁢ of the ‌realm⁤ of⁤ possibility — just look‌ at ⁢the complete ‌and⁤ total lack of knowledge surrounding what may⁤ as​ well⁤ be‌ Super Mario ​Bros. mushrooms. And ⁢that’s the ⁤last specter that‍ Yellen wants hanging ​over her ‌widely panned visit to China.

The entire visit, from the moment ⁤she stepped down ​in Beijing, has been ‌wrought with‌ controversy.

In the⁣ immediate aftermath ⁤of⁣ Yellen’s visit, Chinese President Xi Jinping flexed ​his military muscle by ​instructing the Chinese ‍army ‍to‍ begin war ⁣planning. Presumably, ‌that not-so-subtle statement has to ​do with ‌the never-ending territorial dispute⁣ involving Taiwan.

And yes, ⁤as ⁢harrowing ‌of a gesture ⁢as that was, that story was quickly‌ buried when Yellen met ⁣Vice Premier He Lifeng in Beijing.

Yellen bizarrely and rapidly bowed several awkward times in front ‍of ​Lifeng⁢ (frankly, she looked ​like ⁣one‍ of those “Sippy ⁣Chickens” of yore) in‍ a move ‌that was⁣ widely ‍panned and mocked.

That⁢ odd meeting has a whole ‍new context knowing‍ what Yellen‌ was eating⁢ earlier in her ⁢visit.

And, again,⁢ it ⁢seems​ unlikely Yellen ​was‍ impaired or hallucinating,⁢ and much more likely that‌ she was just ⁣butchering an East⁤ Asian⁤ tradition.

But ​the fact that⁤ there’s even ‍potential discussion‌ over whether or⁢ not​ a U.S. ​official embarrassed herself in front ⁤of another world power because she was ‌seeing sounds and hearing⁣ lights is sort​ of the whole point.

It’s a bad look, period.

Worse yet, it’s become an all too frequent look⁤ for the incumbent administration.

The ‍post ⁤Janet Yellen‍ Had Four Orders of Potentially Hallucinogenic Dish – Does ⁤This‍ Explain Her⁢ Strange Behavior? appeared first ⁢on ⁢The Western⁢ Journal.



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