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Review: ‘Mission: Impossible—Dead Reckoning Part One’ is a must-see!

It’s ‍at its​ best ​when it’s⁢ most like⁣ a 1928 silent‍ comedy ‌called ‘Speedy’

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The new Mission ⁣Impossible movie is ‌called Dead ⁣Reckoning Part One, and it’s‍ about a rogue Artificial Intelligence Chatbot Thingy that can only be ‌kept ⁣from​ ruling‌ the ​world by⁣ two keys. Tom⁤ Cruise⁣ and ​his team are looking ⁢for‍ the‌ keys while‌ the rogue A.I. tries⁤ to keep them from⁤ finding the⁢ keys. What ⁤I⁣ have ⁣just done here is summarize ⁤a⁢ plot‍ that is almost ⁢literally ⁤incomprehensible, so you’re welcome. ‌But⁣ then,‍ I deserve no thanks, ⁤because who sees⁣ a⁤ Mission Impossible movie‌ for⁣ the plot?⁢ You see ‍a Mission ‍Impossible movie because it gloms together ‍a bunch⁢ of choreographed ‌action ⁣sequences and⁣ uses a ⁢bunch ‍of argle-bargle ⁤dialogues to serve as glue.

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Dead​ Reckoning is fine.‍ It’s⁣ not‍ great. The problem ​is⁣ that the ⁣action scenes aren’t ⁢as dazzling ‍as the ones⁣ in ⁣the last⁤ two in⁢ the ‌series, Rogue⁣ Nation ​and‌ Fallout.⁤ Cruise and‌ his collaborator ⁤on⁢ these movies,⁣ writer-director⁢ Christopher McQuarrie, seem to ‌know they ⁢struck‍ gold with ‌Fallout, which⁢ deserves ‌consideration as the​ best sheer action picture ever made, and they don’t really‍ try to outdo⁢ it. The new movie’s biggest stunt—which features Cruise driving ⁣off a ⁤10,000-foot​ high cliff‌ in ‍the Alps on a motorcycle—just ⁤doesn’t ⁢measure‌ up to ‌the‌ sight⁤ of him ⁢in ‌Fallout‍ jumping out ⁢of a plane at 30,000 ​feet. What could?

I ⁢mean,⁣ I ‍feel bad ⁣for⁣ Cruise, because he ‌just wants to make our⁣ jaws drop. And they do—look, the guy ⁣actually ​drives ​a motorcycle‌ off ⁢a ‌cliff ⁤right ‌in ⁢front⁤ of our eyes, for​ God’s sake—but it’s just a fact that‌ they ⁢dropped more the​ last time.

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The⁢ cleverest choice Cruise and McQuarrie made​ here was going⁢ smaller rather ‌than larger. ​That’s the ⁢case with ‌this ⁣movie’s car chase, which takes ⁢place⁢ around Rome⁢ rather than Fallout’s Paris.‍ Cruise and his costar,⁤ the enchanting‌ Hayley Atwell,⁣ are handcuffed⁣ together ⁤in⁤ an ancient, ‍tiny,‌ canary-yellow Fiat ⁢with‍ a supercharged ⁣motor. ⁣Because‍ the handcuffs‌ are on his ‍left ‌wrist and her right, ⁢she’s the one who must drive in⁣ and around and‌ past Italian ⁤cops, American spies, and‍ a crazy ​woman in ‌the employ⁤ of ‌the‌ A.I., who’s driving⁤ a ⁢giant⁤ military ‌vehicle.

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Atwell’s character ‍is not a⁣ trained ‌Impossible ​Missions ‍Force ⁣operative; she’s⁢ just⁢ an ordinary⁢ pickpocket. ⁢And‌ so ⁢Cruise must ⁤direct her through Rome traffic and ​down the Spanish Steps in a​ state⁣ of⁢ dire ‍and ​impotent ⁢panic ‌while she ​wears a ‌priceless​ expression of sheer ⁣terror on⁢ her face. What results⁢ is a‌ wildly unexpected and⁣ brilliantly ‍funny⁣ scene⁢ that could ‍have ‍appeared ​in‌ a ⁤silent comedy.‍ In ⁣fact, ​there’s almost exactly such a⁣ sequence in Harold Lloyd’s Speedy,⁣ made in 1928, in which ⁤Lloyd ​is tasked​ with ​driving⁣ Babe ‌Ruth (yes, the real ⁣Bambino)⁣ to⁢ Yankee ⁢Stadium ⁣from midtown​ Manhattan⁣ in time to play the game.⁣ (You ‌can see the scene ​here.)

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The Little Fiat ‌That⁣ Could‍ arrives an hour ⁣into⁤ the picture, which ​is⁤ not when ⁤you want the ⁤high-water moment ‍of⁣ your action movie⁢ to happen. ​You ‌want ⁢it near ⁤the end,‍ like ⁤Fallout’s jaw-dropping​ final 15 ​minutes,⁣ in ⁤which ⁣two ‌helicopters duke it⁢ out in the ‍mountains⁢ of Afghanistan.⁢ In​ Dead‍ Reckoning, the climactic set piece involves a runaway train with ​Cruise ⁢duking it⁣ out ⁣with⁣ the ⁣elegant Esai Morales.⁤ They punch ‌each other​ and duck when the switching towers zoom by. ⁤Then ⁤they‍ punch⁢ each other and flatten out⁣ when ⁢the ⁣train​ goes‌ into a⁤ tunnel. ⁣It’s well-staged, but⁣ I just saw ​the ⁣same ‍scene three⁣ weeks ago⁢ in Indiana ⁣Jones⁢ and the⁢ Dial of ​Destiny.​ (Here’s ‍an⁣ uncomfortable ⁤fact ⁣for you: ⁤The⁤ greatest⁢ action-train scene ever ⁢made is‍ in a‌ movie nobody⁣ saw ⁣and‌ that is ‍now a⁤ permanent ​scandal.⁣ That’s ‍The Lone⁢ Ranger,⁢ featuring alleged cannibal fantasist Armie⁣ Hammer ⁤and ‌Johnny‍ Depp playing‌ Tonto.) And⁢ truth ‌to ⁢tell, I ⁣saw a better ⁣action movie ‍this year in⁢ John ‌Wick 4.

There’s⁣ going to be‍ a part ​2 of Dead​ Reckoning. ​It ⁤will also ⁣be about the ⁤keys and‌ the​ A.I. ‍Only this ‍time, if‌ I read the tea leaves ‍correctly,⁢ Cruise is ‍going to go into ​space‍ somehow and ‍do something. ⁤If ⁣that ‌does ⁢happen, ⁤he’ll⁣ be ⁣back⁣ on⁣ top. Unless Keanu ‌does ​it first.



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