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Portland Fights Contagious Bacteria Spread by Feces, Sex

Correction: Shigella – The Highly Contagious‍ Bacteria

Breaking ‍News: Shigella, a ⁢notorious type of bacteria, has been making waves​ in Portland, ‌Oregon. This⁣ highly ⁤contagious microorganism has been spreading ​through unconventional⁢ means, including feces​ and even sexual intercourse.

Previously, there⁢ was some misinformation circulating about Shigella, but we are here to set the record straight. Shigella is ‍indeed a type of bacteria, and it’s causing quite⁤ a stir in Portland.

Portland’s Battle Against Shigella

As the calendar flips over to a new year, Portland finds itself grappling with this ⁤alarming bacterial‌ outbreak. ⁤The city ‍is​ facing a daunting challenge as it​ fights ⁣to contain the spread of Shigella.

Shigella is ‌known for its highly contagious nature,‍ making it a formidable opponent. It can be⁢ transmitted through various means, including close contact with infected individuals, exposure to⁢ fecal matter, and even sexual intercourse.

Portland, often⁢ referred to⁣ as a “Liberal Hellhole,” ⁣is⁣ now at the forefront of⁤ this battle against Shigella. The city’s residents and authorities are⁢ working tirelessly to curb the spread of ‌this dangerous⁢ bacteria.

Stay ⁣Informed and Take Precautions

It ⁤is crucial for everyone ‌in Portland to stay⁢ informed about the symptoms and ⁤preventive measures against Shigella. By taking​ necessary precautions, such ‍as practicing good hygiene, avoiding ⁢close contact with infected individuals, and maintaining cleanliness, we⁤ can ⁢collectively combat ​this highly contagious bacteria.

Let’s stand together and ​support Portland in its fight against Shigella. Together, we can overcome this challenge and ensure the safety ‌and well-being of our community.

For more updates on this ongoing battle, ‍visit The Western Journal.

What should you include in the salutation of a letter?

Iting a letter can be a bit⁤ intimidating, but with a little guidance, ⁣it can become‍ much easier. Here are some steps to help you write a letter:

1. ⁤Start with a salutation: ​Begin by addressing⁤ the recipient ⁤of ⁢the letter. If you know the person, use their‌ name. For example, “Dear Sarah.”‌ If you‍ don’t⁤ know the person or if you’re writing a more ‍formal letter, use a general salutation such as “To whom it ⁢may concern” or “Dear Sir/Madam.”

2. Introduce yourself ⁣(if necessary): If ​the recipient doesn’t know you or if you’re establishing contact‍ for⁢ the first​ time, briefly introduce yourself. Provide your name, your position,‌ and any relevant information to establish​ your credibility or relevance.

3. State your purpose: Clearly and concisely ⁢express the reason for⁤ your letter. Whether ‍you’re asking for information, requesting action, or expressing an opinion, make sure the purpose is evident to the recipient.

4. ‍Provide⁤ supporting details: In this section, provide any necessary information that ‍supports your purpose. Include‌ dates, times, locations, or ⁢any‌ other ⁤relevant details. Be clear and specific to avoid any confusion.

5. Use a polite​ and professional tone: ⁤Maintain a respectful and professional tone throughout the letter. Avoid​ using slang or informal‌ language. Keep ⁢sentences ⁢clear and concise.

6. Make a request‌ (if ⁣applicable): If your letter requires action from the recipient, make your request politely and clearly. Be specific about what you’re asking for and provide any relevant information⁣ to help the recipient fulfill your request.

7. Thank the recipient: ⁢At⁢ the end of the letter, ‌express your gratitude for the recipient’s⁢ time and consideration. Thank ⁤them for their‍ attention and any action they may take.

8. Sign off: Close ‌the letter with a professional closing, such as “Sincerely” or “Best regards.” If you’re writing to a close friend or family member, you can use a‍ more informal closing such as “Love” or “Take ‍care.” Sign your name below the closing.

9. Proofread: Before sending the letter, carefully proofread it⁣ for any ‌spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors. Check for clarity and ensure that your ⁤thoughts are adequately expressed.

10. Send the letter: Once you’ve proofread the letter and⁣ made any necessary revisions, print it out (if applicable) and send⁣ it⁢ to the recipient. If you’re sending the letter digitally, save it ‌as ‌a PDF or Word⁤ document, and attach it to an email.

Remember, practice makes perfect. The more letters ​you write, the more comfortable and confident you’ll become in composing them.



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