Comedian JP Sears Hilariously Roasts John Cena: ‘All Hail Communism’

Comedian JP Sears hilariously mocked wrestler-turned-actor John Cena following his apology to the Chinese government after calling Taiwan a “country.”

In a post to his Facebook page on Wednesday, Sears posed as John Cena and gave a mock apology in which he promised to continue to make more movies “void of creativity yet rich in propaganda” for the country.

“I’d like to sincerely apologize to the CCP for calling the country of Taiwan a country. I couldn’t be more sorry, have smaller testicles, or have less bravery,” said the post. “I strive to be a shining example of soulless Hollywood who is happy to pledge my allegiance to the communist party who is currently committing genocide so that I may receive more money for staring in films void of creativity yet rich in propaganda.”

Sears, posing as John Cena, went on to say that he will continue to support the CCP’s ongoing campaign of genocide, while praising communism.

“I also fully support the CCP’s efforts to completely strip their citizen’s [sic] freedoms from them,” said the comedian. “I’m excited for the US government to do the same to its citizens. I also apologize to all the kids who look up to me because, for a moment, I was accidentally not a complete coward. I’m sorry for my momentary lapse of judgment. Taiwan is not a country. All hail communism. I am currently happily bent over with my soulless butt cheeks spread for anything the genocidal CCP wants me to say. Stay tuned.”

This past December, JP Sears, who has routinely mocked leftist political correctness as well as the excesses of COVID-19 lockdowns, asked his 2.7 million Facebook followers to join him on Parler after Facebook threatened to unpublish his page for violating “Community Standards.”

“Hey family, looks like my days here on Facebook are numbered. Please join me on Parler (username @awakenwithjp) where I’ll continue to share uncensored,” he wrote in a Facebook post. “On a side note: I will not back down from Tyrrany [sic]. I will without question risk losing what I have in the name of freedom. And I know many others are doing the same. I will keep going.”

On Tuesday, John Cena ignited a firestorm across the internet, angering both the Left and Right, when he issued a groveling apology to China (in Mandarin) for having referred to Taiwan as a country (a statement of objective fact) in a previous interview.

“Hi China, I’m John Cena. I’m in the middle of Fast and Furious 9 promotions. I’m doing a lot of interviews. I made a mistake in one of my interviews. Everyone was asking me if I could use Chinese – [movie] staff gave me a lot of information, so there was a lot of interviews and information,” he said in a video posted to the Chinese social network Weibo. “I made one mistake. I have to say something very, very, very important now. I love and respect China and Chinese people. I’m very, very sorry about my mistake. I apologize, I apologize, I’m very sorry. You must understand that I really love, really respect China and the Chinese people. My apologies. See you.”

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