Breaking News: Jeffrey Toobin Resumes Zoom Activities (NSFW)

The disgraced CNN journalist who tried to bribe his mistress meets with other anti-Trump pundits to discuss Stormy Daniels case involving alleged mistress bribery

Warning: The following contains graphic descriptions that may be disturbing to some readers.

Jeffrey Toobin, the former CNN legal analyst who defiled himself (and his entire dumb profession) by masturbating on a Zoom call with colleagues, is officially back on the video conferencing platform.

Politico magazine reports that Toobin, who regularly appears on CNN despite being fired by the network in 2022, has been joining other anti-Trump law pundits on a weekly Zoom call to coordinate messaging on CNN, MSNBC, and other left-wing media platforms.

Norm Eisen, a former Obama adviser and CNN legal analyst who helped Democrats prosecute Trump’s first impeachment trial, hosts the off-the-record sessions. Along with Toobin, regular attendees include anti-Trump commentator Bill Kristol, left-wing Harvard law professor Laurence Tribe, and Lincoln Project cofounder George Conway. That sounds an awful lot like collusion.

This past week, Toobin and his legal conspirators have been discussing Trump’s latest trial in New York City, which involved alleged payments of hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels, with whom Trump was allegedly having an affair. CNN made sure to invite Toobin to provide analysis, given his experience in the field of mistress bribery.

Toobin, who routinely provides expert commentary on abortion as well, reportedly offered his much younger mistress “money if she’d have an abortion” after getting she got pregnant with his child in 2008. This was after the CNN journalist “questioned the paternity, balked at submitting to a test, and vowed to take no responsibility for a baby he wasn’t sure was his,” according to the New York Times.

These other legal pundits had better watch out, for a couple of reasons: 1) You never know what Toobin is going to do on a Zoom call when he thinks no one is watching, and 2) The mistress who got pregnant, Casey Greenfield, was the daughter of Toobin’s colleague at CNN. Ick.