BREAKING: Hottest Leader Resigns

Who will fill⁢ the babe-shaped void⁣ left by former Finnish prime minister Sanna Marin?

What’s​ happened:⁤ Sanna Marin, the ⁤former prime minister of Finland,‍ formally resigned her ‍post as chair of the country’s Social Democratic Party on Friday.

• “I⁣ am turning a⁣ new page​ in life,” the ‍atypically attractive politician wrote in an⁢ Instagram post. “I‌ am grateful ⁢and humbled to have ​been able⁣ to lead​ the party⁤ from the front. ⁣Now​ it’s time to step back in line alongside others.”

• Marin, 37, signaled her intention⁢ to resign in ‍April after the ⁢Social Democrats‌ were defeated in ​a ‍national election.⁤ The following month, she announced the end​ of her marriage to husband Markus ⁤Räikkönen.

Why ​it matters: Marin is‍ awesome.‍ Until today, she was the world’s hottest leader of a major political ‍party. Finland was⁢ the‌ world’s happiest⁣ country on her watch, and⁤ her biggest ‍scandals as prime minister involved ​allegations of partying too hard. Her leadership ⁢on the world stage will be sorely missed.

• Stepping out of⁢ the political spotlight will allow Marin to focus on what⁢ truly matters: having a great time. Being prime minister and party leader undoubtedly limited her ⁤ability to enjoy late nights⁤ at clubs, rave festivals, and‍ house parties.

• Marin ⁣is one of the most eligible bachelorettes in the world. If she starts dating⁣ Justin Trudeau, the ⁢boy-faced ⁢Canadian prime minister​ who just filed⁤ for divorce, our hearts will be irrevocably⁣ broken ⁢and we will‍ never​ speak of her again.

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Filling the void: Marin’s exit ‍from party leadership in Finland ​is⁤ a ⁢huge blow, but also a⁤ tremendous opportunity.⁢ Which ⁤ambitious politician ⁣might be willing and able ​to succeed her as hottest world leader? Here are a⁤ few contenders.

Kaja Kallas (Prime Minister, Estonia)

Giorgia Meloni (Prime Minister, Italy)

Eva Kaili (Member‌ of European Parliament)

Mara Carfagna (President of​ Azione political party,⁤ Italy)

Melania Trump (TBD, ​United States)