Biden Statistically Unlikely to Survive Second Term, Analysis Finds

Is Biden’s Age Catching Up with Him?

The news is in: Joe Biden, the oldest president in history, has announced his bid for re-election alongside Kamala Harris, a politician who has failed to capture the hearts of Americans.

In his video announcement, Biden stated, “We are in a battle for the soul of the nation. Let’s finish the job. I know we can.”

But here’s the catch: Biden’s job might be too much for him to handle. As an octogenarian, he is statistically unlikely to survive another four-year term in the White House, according to a Washington Free Beacon analysis.

Let’s look at the numbers: Science doesn’t lie, and it’s not looking good for Sleepy Joe.

• Biden is 80.42 years old.

• If he wins a second term, he would be 82.17 years old when he is sworn in and 86.17 years old when he leaves office.

• The Social Security Administration projects that individuals of Biden’s age will live another 6.77 years on average.

• Being Hunter Biden’s father is a stressful job. So is being president, especially when you’re forgetful and don’t always know what’s going on. Scientific studies have shown that heavy stress reduces life expectancy by 2.8 years.

• The math is clear: 82.17 + 6.77 – 2.8 = 86.14

• The science has spoken: 86.14 is less than 86.17

But wait, there’s more: Individuals with Alzheimer’s and other forms of dementia have roughly half the life expectancy of those without the disease. Biden’s former press secretary recently revealed that the president engages in “night wandering,” a common symptom of dementia.

Factoring this in, Biden is projected to live another 0.59 years, or approximately 7 months. This is a nightmare scenario for the Democratic Party, as even Kamala Harris’s (many) former staffers are terrified at the thought of her becoming president.

The bottom line: Biden is incredibly old and has a history of falling. He may have Alzheimer’s or another form of dementia. Harris is a weak candidate (just look at the 2020 Democratic primary), but so are the people who might challenge her in the event of Biden’s (statistically likely) demise. Pete Buttigieg? Gavin Newsom? J.B. Pritzker? Hillary Clinton? LOL.

It’s going to be a bumpy ride, folks.