Bill Maher Eviscerates “Fragile” People Whining About Offensive Halloween Costumes
Even the leftwing television host Bill Maher has had enough of “fragile” liberals who get offended by Halloween costumes that they deem to be inappropriate.
I’m so tired of a handful of emotional hemophiliacs on social media telling us what we can’t do on Halloween. And by the way, please put drugs in my candy. #AllScoldsDay🎃 pic.twitter.com/if9O8HQZTU
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 29, 2022
Maher Sounds Off
During Friday night’s episode of his HBO talk show “Real Time,” Maher responded to a BuzzFeed article that deemed 23 costumes as “offensive” this year.
“If Halloween is too much for your fragile sensibilities and you’re worried about seeing someone wearing something that’s on the forbidden costume list, just stay the f*ck home,” Maher said, according to Decider. “Every year we go through this bullsh*t. Lists of costumes you better not wear, lest the night of irreverent dress up spiral into something fun.”
“Halloween is supposed to be outrageous,” he continued. “It’s a festival of the sacrilegious and a celebration for the grotesque. From zombies to ghouls to bobbing for apples in other people’s saliva. Yet, every year, there’s a new list of offensive things we shouldn’t do on the day that’s all about being offensive.”
The list of offensive costumes in the article included Playboy bunnies, Elvis Presley, and Queen Elizabeth because it’s “too soon” after her death.
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“Don’t even think of characters outside your race,” the Buzzfeed article adds.
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Johnny Depp also made the list of “offensive” costumes.
Maher, however, was not having any of it.
“Listen to me,” Maher said as he directly addressed American teenagers. “I’m your last connection to fun. Have the Queen sh** in Johnny’s bed, have Will Smith smacking a hobo, have Kevin Spacey hitting on a mariachi band. Jeffrey Dahmer is the perfect Halloween costume.”
@RealTimers I don’t know where this came from, but it’s Halloween and I thought @billmaher would appreciate it. 😏 pic.twitter.com/s0bYwDTK5N
— pitchinafit (@shnklfritz) October 31, 2022
Maher’s Plans To Dress As ‘Woke’ Member Of Generation Z For Halloween
Maher concluded by saying that he would be going to Halloween this year as “an uber woke, overly anxious, perpetually offended 20-something.”
“First of all, I have the ‘F*** the patriarchy’ T-shirt. Oh yes, then I have a check from the patriarchy to pay my car insurance,” Maher said as he listed out what he’ll wear for a costume. “I’ve got my nose ring. I got my vape pen. I’ve got my cloth surgical mask, my surgical mask, my KN-95 mask, and my face shield.”
“Then, after I leave the house, I have my Klonopin to take the edge off, my Adderall to put it back on,” he concluded. “I have my participation trophy, my cat ear headphones to listen to sad music, the stick that goes up my a**, and the leash for my support animal. And just in case anyone still doesn’t get what I’m all about, I have a wet blanket.”
Check out Maher’s full comments on this in the video below.
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Social Media Users Respond
Social media users were quick to let Maher know that they could not agree with him more.
“Best monologue I have heard in a very long time. Thank you Bill, we need more laughter in our society,” one social media user commented on YouTube.
“Keep it coming, Bill!” another user added. “You are the voice of reasonable people out there and your voice gives courage to others to begin to raise theirs. I agree with you. It is the parents’ fault that all these kids with fragile egos and who never heard the word ‘no’ are running amok. It’s time for the adults to take back the wheel.”
“As a conservative, I’m really starting to appreciate bills sense of humor,” a third user commented. “He has the ability to pull us all back together into common sense. That’s where we need to be. All together now. None of this left and right b*******. Let’s get together in the middle and find common ground.”
Many will certainly agree with Maher that the “woke” nonsense has gone too far with this generation. It’s sad that kid’s today have completely forgotten how to have fun with a holiday like Halloween!
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