Blueprint for Success: Country With Hottest Leader Also World’s Happiest

Ugly Joe? America ranked worse than Ireland, a country defined by misery

According to science, people are happier in countries that are headed by good-looking leaders. It’s no surprise that Finland, where Sanna Marin, the world’s hottest head of government, leads the country, has ranked first on the United Nations World Happiness Report for the sixth year in a row.

At only 37 years old, Marin is also one of the youngest and most fascinating leaders. Her biggest scandal was a leaked video showing her dancing with her friends, and a photo of two women flaunting their breasts and kissing during a private party at the prime minister’s official summer residence. Essentially, she does things that make people happy.

By comparison, people living in America under the leadership of President Joe Biden, 80, are relatively unhappy. The United States ranked 15th on the World Happiness Report, which isn’t surprising given the unattractiveness and age of our elected leaders. Most shockingly, the United States ranked behind Ireland, a country that is defined by misery. (See: The Banshees of Inisherin.) The Irish president, Michael Higgins, is an actual little person who is only slightly older than President Biden.

The bottom line: the United states must elect more attractive politicians, which will not only make people happier but will also make the federal government more diverse. The World Happiness Report proves that having an attractive leader can make a huge difference in the lives of everyday citizens. Estonia, which suffered under Soviet oppression for decades, ranked 31st, higher than Western European countries such as Spain and Italy. I wonder why?

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