US Women’s World Cup Run Ends After Anthem Protest

America humiliated⁤ as⁤ female soccer squad suffers earliest tournament exit in history

What ⁣happened: The U.S. women’s soccer team faced a devastating blow ⁢in the‌ FIFA Women’s World Cup. They were eliminated after a penalty ⁢shootout against​ Sweden, a team considered inferior.

• The embarrassing defeat ⁤occurred ‌in ​the first round of the knockout stage, making it the earliest World Cup exit in history for the U.S. team.
• Prior to the game, several players on the U.S. team remained ​ silent during the national anthem, presumably in protest of some perceived injustice.
• After voicing ‌concerns about “gender equality” for years, the U.S. women’s⁤ team achieved the same result ⁤as the men’s ⁣team ​in​ the⁢ real World Cup⁤ in 2022: one win‌ and two draws in the group stage, followed by ‍a first-round‌ exit in ⁤the⁣ knockout stage. Equality!
• Megan Rapinoe, an outspoken left-wing activist,⁤ missed badly on ‍a crucial penalty kick that could have secured a victory⁢ for her team and country. Rather than exude shame, she smiled like a maniac.

Why it matters: It doesn’t. Soccer is not a real sport and is one of the​ most corrupt ‌anti-American institutions in the world. For example, the official final​ score​ of ⁢the U.S.-Sweden game‍ was 0-0. Its outcome was determined by “penalty kicks.” What the hell?

• On the other hand, it’s humiliating. If America, the world’s greatest country, is going to compete in something, we might as well win it all. This‍ is ​especially true if the players are ⁢going to spend most of their time whining about politics.
• President Donald Trump’s formidable leadership propelled the U.S. women’s ‍team to victory at the Women’s ⁣World Cup in 2019. The team’s early exit from this year’s tournament reflects poorly on President Joe ‍Biden, 80, and raises troubling questions about his ability to lead.
• Months after Biden was elected in 2021, the ‌U.S. women’s ​team “won” a bronze medal⁣ at the Tokyo Olympics after losing to ​f—ing Canada. How embarrassing.

What they’re saying: “The ‘shocking and totally unexpected loss’ by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great⁢ Nation under Crooked Joe Biden,”‍ former president Trump wrote on Truth Social. “Nice ⁢shot Megan, the USA ‍is going ⁣to Hell!!!”

• “Probably ‘equal pay,'”‍ said ⁤a blubbering Megan Rapinoe in response to a‍ question about her favorite ‌memory of representing⁣ her country on the world stage.

Bottom line: ​Shut⁣ up ‌and kick. (Try aiming for the goal‍ next time.)