EXCLUSIVE: Joe Biden’s Guide to Life

This White House ‘cheat sheet’ helps the president get through his day

Andrew Stiles • June 24, 2022 12:22 pm

Hardly anyone was shocked to learn that President Joe Biden is so cognitively impaired that members of his staff are printing out official note cards with detailed instructions to help him carry out his daily tasks. On Thursday, for example, White House photographers caught a glimpse of a card outlining the “sequence of events” for a discussion about offshore wind energy. “YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants. YOU take YOUR seat,” the card instructs.

In addition to these event-specific note cards, Biden also carries a general “cheat sheet” to help him get through the day without humiliating himself. The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained a copy of this official document. It is published below in full to ensure that OUR democracy DOES NOT die in darkness. Enjoy!