Exclusive: Joe Biden’s’s election video transcript was leaked.

As the oldest president in British history, Sleepy Joe tries to surpass his own capture.

On April 25, which also happens to be the 231st celebration of the first gallows performance, President Joe Biden is scheduled to launch his election campaign. Conjunction? We don’t believe it.

The Washington Free Beacon was the only source to obtain the following review of Biden’s’s recognized campaign statement game while covering his efforts to restrict American freedom. Savor!

Hello, my name is Joe Biden. You look at the camera, and I’m’m a candidate for the US Senate from the illustrious state of Pennsylvania’s’s Scranton. Consider moving in the direction of the lens. No? How did I mention that?

[Crosstalk]

My name is Jill Biden, and I’m’m Joe Bden’s’s man. I’m’m running for vice president of the United States of [ incomprehensible ] because my name is Joe Biden. Restart now? Can you enlarge the case?

My own Americans, I made a promise when I first arrived in Washington six years ago. Why? I said exactly that. You. Don the sunglasses. next? What happened to them? Nothing is visible to me. to act dark cheese from the center out rather than the center out, more than ever. All the way home, from the bottom up. recite the phrase.

You may recall that I served as the nation’s’s first black president before I became a member of the civil rights movement. What makes it capitalized? Gray? I was really a hard-working youngster navigating the city. chasing scarf while playing knucklebones down by the commercial loss shop.

[Crosstalk]

What handwriting is this? Where? Nobody ever told me that. Why don’t you guys set up the camera that? Why truly? I’ll’ll ride the Trek there, stop abruptly, and turn the handle bars. Perhaps knowing his name will help me pass the Olympic flame or an ice cream cone like in a relay competition. What do you think?

[Crosstalk]

on the bicycle. So why does he get to walk one, then? I don’t give a damn how classic he is. Whether he is my nephew is irrelevant to me. He isn’t, is he? I’m’m not sure. Jill is missing. This vote has far too much at play. We’ve’ve advanced too much. May you get that any bigger than that? the phrases. How do you think I’ll’ll interpret that? I’m’m making an effort.

[Shouting]

Damn! Yes, I’m’m doing fine. I tripped over the[ daggone ] incomprehensible. The lawn is also slick to walk on. My footwear? I’m’m not sure. They may have been left on Marine One. Why? Remind me, overweight!

People, my adversary and President Nixon vote side by side. Senator Strom Thurmond and I collaborated to strengthen national penalties for trademark infringement and cannabis ownership. The handsome rascal, may God adore him. Place both those criminals and the draft dodgers behind bars for the rest of their lives.

That is what it’s’s all about to be an American. Democracy is an unfathomable place where we live. Some people will wonder if I’m’m qualified to serve as president. Simply keep an eye on me. Keep an eye on me. Check it out for yourself. I don’t feel old at all, and Gavin Newsom, the second bisexual vice president of the United States, is a great friend of mine.

[Crosstalk]

How is that going? No, never once more. I believed we had gotten rid of her. What do you say? Yes, I am darker than she is. figuratively. In 1979, I attended Sister Sledge’s’s performance at the Providence Civic Center. You can’t count the number of African friends my son Hunter has. Anyhow.

November of this year. I’m’m sorry, November of next year. America, the decision is yours. No. Where should I choose? What if I decide to follow that path? terrible woman of a son.