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‘Oil Banquet Halted by Clever Pranksters’

Revenge is a​ dish best served while ⁢ruining dinner.

A radical U.K. environmental group known for staging public ​disruptions to draw attention to its cause got a taste of its own tactics when pranksters upstaged a banquet with helium balloons designed to make ear-splitting noises.

And the ‍name of the ⁣pranksters said it all.

According to the U.K.’s Daily ⁢Mail, members of Just Stop ⁣Oil held their cheerfully named “Beyond F***ed Banquet” at a venue in London on Sunday to “step back, grieve for‌ what⁢ will die and disappear but also to celebrate what we have achieved.”

Of course, what they have achieved,‍ mainly, is‍ angering millions of ‍people who might or might not agree ​with ​their absurd ideas about human destruction of the planet but know ⁢for damn sure they don’t want to⁤ be pointlessly inconvenienced⁢ by a group that thinks the height ⁢of persuasion is establishing illegal roadblocks, attempting to⁣ disrupt the British Open ⁢ and gluing themselves to or otherwise attacking some of ​ the greatest⁤ paintings the West has ever produced.

So, enter ⁢the⁤ group Stop P***ing Everybody Off.

According to the Daily Mail, it is spearheaded by YouTube ‍hosts Josh Pieters ‌and Archie Manners, U.K. men who sympathize with Just Stop Oil’s⁢ environmental concerns but are fed up with the group’s ⁤incessantly annoying tactics.

So, Stop P***ing Everyone‌ Off tried​ an annoying tactic​ of its own — using a mole embedded⁤ with‍ the ‍group to unleash ⁤helium balloons ‌equipped with ear-splitting ‌alarms that ⁢rose to ‍the ceiling of the⁢ stately hall where dinner ​was being served.

It worked better than any air-headed stunt ⁣Just Stop Oil ever tried.

A YouTube⁢ video titled “We Stopped ⁣Just Stop Oil” tells the whole story in just under 10 minutes, but there are always more succinct scenes ⁢on social media (with a good deal less‌ accented English to decipher).

Check it out here:

The‌ move had plenty⁣ of fans among those familiar with Just Stop ⁤Oil’s tactics.

Somewhat to its ⁣credit, Just Stop Oil appeared to⁢ take the development in stride, perhaps​ an amateur acknowledging true artistry.

The group published a post to social media ⁢on Monday with a tip‍ of the activist hat.

“We thoroughly enjoyed Josh & Archie’s⁤ prank yesterday,” it ‍said. “Great action design — nonviolent and ever ​so‌ slightly disruptive. Their⁤ faith in democracy is touching,‌ but the climate crisis needs urgent action today ‍— we​ simply ​don’t have time to wait for a ​new government.”

Even ⁣in a note of congratulations, the group can’t keep its hysteria at bay. ⁣It must be exhausting to live like that.

If there’s a downside‌ to Sunday’s dinner ⁣sabotage, it ‍was that⁤ the saboteurs themselves have ‍bought into the fear.

Would you ​like to see environmental activists get more of this kind of treatment?

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“Climate Change is the greatest crisis facing our generation,” Manners told ‍the Daily⁢ Mail, “but ⁣if we’re going to solve it we⁢ need​ to work together.”

Right. The United States has its⁣ problems, for sure — and its annoying climate protesters and its astonishing ignorance. ‍But it doesn’t have the inherent inferiority complex of ‌the current and future generations of Britons, who will go ‍on forever knowing that their ⁢country’s “finest hour” has long since passed.

Citizens of the ⁣nation that marshaled ‌heroically to the sound of Winston Churchill’s ‍voice to ⁤stand alone ⁣in⁤ Europe ​against Nazi Germany ⁣between the fall of France and the entrance of the United⁤ States into World War II have​ to content themselves for now chasing a chimera of crisis called “climate change,” and a veneer of glory‌ to pretend they’re the men and women their grandparents and great-grandparents were.

That can’t be ⁤easy, either, but at least some ‍of them ‍are keeping a sense⁣ of ​humor.

If Just ‌Stop Oil would just get one, it​ could ⁤Stop P***ing Everybody Off.

The post ‘Just Stop Oil’ Banquet Interrupted as‌ Fed-Up ⁤Pranksters Release‍ a Devilishly Ingenious Device appeared‌ first⁤ on The Western Journal.



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