Late Night Runs Cover for Biden’s Classified Docs … What Now?

Conservative News DailyJanuary 13, 2023

Even late-night propagandists knew they couldn’t ignore a sitting president engulfed in a classified documents kerfuffle.

So the same comics who spent months skewering President Donald Trump for the FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lago estate had to mention Biden’s similar woes.

They did just that, making the revelations look like they were getting paid from the DNC.

Oops! That’s what elderly leaders do, we reckon. Aw, shucks! (At least Biden’s skin isn’t orange!)

Now what? Attorney General Merrick Grland announced the appointment a special counsel to explore why classified document stashes from Joe Biden’s Vice President days were found over the past few months?

First, let’s look at how the The first revelations were handled in far-Left Comics Less than 24 hours ago

“The Late Show” Stephen Colbert began by asking President Biden to tsk-tsk him for his imbroglio.

“Come on, Joe. Classified?” Colbert worried. “Is this just what every president does now? Just scatter a trail of intelligence like Johnny Document-seed …given Biden’s age, I assume [the documents involve] the Spanish-American war and the digging of the Panama Canal.”

Late-night comics feel safe poking gentle fun at Biden’s age (80) to soften barbs that might injure his approval ratings.

Colbert explained then why this was far less troubling that the Trump matter.

Let’s see what he says now. That task just got much harder with Garland’s revelation.

Jimmy Kimmel Colbert’s fellow hard-Left comic, accused the GOP of pouncing and/or seizing upon the Biden news. Then, he tried a rare case of bipartisan fury at leaders who can’t handle simple documents. He knows Biden is looking bad at the moment.

“We can’t have two sets of rules. We can’t hold Trump accountable for leaving documents around and not Biden.” Kimmel joked about putting Trump and Biden together in a cell for a 24-hour reality series. “We get Ryan Seacrest to host it. And then we watch as they either tear each other apart or get along. And then maybe we will stop tearing each other apart and get along, too.”

Kimmel’s angry brand of partisan comedy is responsible for the division of the country. On some level, Kimmel knows it.

Seth Meyers won the “pouncing/seizing” Approach to the scandalHe framed the scandal as something that he could awkwardly pin to his ideological foes.

“In case you’re wondering why Tucker Carlson did his show tonight in full Joker makeup,” the host of NBC’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers” Cracked, referring to the scandal.

Sadly, that’s all he could muster on the subject, according to Newscasters.

Today’s events may force the far-Left comics’ hands, especially if they sense the matter is scandalous enough to threaten a possible second term for President Biden.

UPDATE: Team Late Night chuckled over the blossoming scandal, using the lineup’s usual tricks to deflate matters tied to Biden. He’s just … old.

Colbert led the charge.

“I know you’re retirement age — are you starting a collection? They’re classified documents, not spoons from the Delaware Train Museum!”

Meyers stated that the president owned the documents “for a while, because a lot of them have to do with the Louisiana Purchase.”

Kimmel also played Old Age Cad in his commentary.

“Which is more dangerous: Joe Biden having classified documents in his garage, or Joe Biden having the keys to a Corvette?”

Jimmy Fallon is still strongly on the Left, despite his notorious infamous interview. Donald Trump’s hair is a tussle They compared classified documents to AirPods easily lost and brushed aside the scandal.

One late-night host however spoke truth to his power, and we had a lot of fun along the way.