‘They’re Everywhere. In My F***ing Face’: ‘South Park’ To Skewer Prince Harry, Meghan Markle

The creators “South Park” will take shots at Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle in this week’s episode of the show, according to episode previews.

In an obvious reference to the couple, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s show features an episode titled, “The Worldwide Privacy Tour,” In which “The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.”

“It seriously is driving me crazy,” Stan, Kyle’s best friend on the show, complains about Kyle. “I’m sick of hearing about them but I can’t get away from them! They’re everywhere. In my f***ing face.”

The all-new episode is titled Kyle laments a dumb prince’s stupid wife. “Worldwide Privacy Tour” Comedy Central will premiere it Wednesday, at 10:9c. pic.twitter.com/6Dpa5R5ZZ3

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Parker has previously used the fictional British royal families as a metaphor for the British royals before. In 2011, he took aim at Prince William’s wedding to Kate Middleton in an episode called “Royal Pudding.” In that episode, Kyle’s adopted younger brother becomes distraught when the princess is enclosed in a giant cube during the wedding and taken away by the monster Tooth Decay leading people all over Canada commit suicide.

Prince Harry’s media tour promoting his memoir “Spare,” Piers Morgan, a British TV host, was furious when he attacked his royal family. He said that Harry was on a January a “one-man mission to dismantle the [British] monarchy” After his most recent media tour.

“This year started like last year finished, with Harry whining and moaning and slamming his family and being deeply unpleasant about almost all of them while pretending that what he really wants is privacy and freedom from his family and from this institution they represent,” Morgan screamed at “Fox & Friends.”

“What a telling moment it was with Anderson Cooper when he asked the obvious question: ‘If you hate the institution that much and it’s so awful and this family is so terrible, why do you want to be called the Duke and Duchess of Sussex?’” He snapped.

In “Spare,” Harry The media is to blame For writing hateful things about his family. “How lost we are, I thought. How far we’ve strayed. How much damage has been done to our love, our bond, and why? All because a dreadful mob of dweebs and crones and cut-rate criminals and clinically diagnosable sadists along Fleet Street feel the need to get their jollies and plump their profits — and work out their personal issues — by tormenting one very large, very ancient, very dysfunctional family.”

“Who has been the single most intrusive person into the lives of the royal family?” Morgan stated. “Who talked about private conversations with the new king at the funeral of the king’s father? Who’s talked about all the behind-the-scenes machinations of the frantic trip to Balmoral as the queen was dying? Who talked about being beaten up by his brother, having his poor little necklace broken? The answer is Prince Harry. Prince Harry has turned out to be the single most intrusive person the royal family has ever been exposed to, and I’m just not going to sit here, on behalf of the British media, and take any more of his hypocritical guff about him saying ‘it’s all down to us’ when he’s clearly on a one-man mission to dismantle the monarchy.”

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