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TikTok trend humorously fights deep state with Trump indictments.


Former President ⁤Donald Trump ⁤is ‍facing four​ indictments, countless charges, and potentially over a lifetime in prison because President Joe Biden, in‌ collusion with the Department of Justice, is‌ attempting to once again rig the⁢ presidential election. The brazen corruption and laughable charges have not​ been lost on social media users, who are fighting back with a new‍ and hilarious TikTok trend.

Posts are going ⁣viral ⁢featuring Trump “finding out” he has been indicted for tragedies that are not remotely his fault or fictional transgressions that are so minuscule they wouldn’t warrant a misdemeanor, let alone a federal⁣ indictment.

The⁤ absurdity‍ of ‌the fake social media indictments highlights ⁢the absurdity of the current indictments, which include prosecuting Trump for First Amendmentprotected speech, alleged hush money payments that have reached the statute of limitations, and supposed withholding of⁣ presidential documents — documents that Trump had the power to ⁣declassify.

Below are ten of the funniest ⁣fake Trump indictments TikTokers have​ come up with:

1. The Death Of Mufasa

Scar was framed the whole time! Turns out it‌ was Trump who orchestrated the stampede of wildebeests that led‍ to the tragic death of one of the most beloved Disney characters of all⁣ time.

2. Kevin McCallister ⁤Being Lost In New York Without His Parents

Trump appears on screen for about 10‌ seconds in “Home Alone 2,” and even though​ he was only ‍giving little⁣ Kevin McCallister directions, vigilant investigators at the DOJ are⁣ convinced Trump has something to do with McCallister’s week-long disappearance.

3. Having 11 Items In The Express Lane

All the other lanes ⁢in the checkout aisle were full‍ of moms with their monthly grocery hauls, so an entitled and impatient⁣ Trump entered⁢ the express lane with​ 11 items. This is ⁣a very ⁤serious offense.

4. Turning On The Dome Lights In The Car In 1950 ⁢While His Parents Were Driving

Back ⁤in⁤ 1950, Trump blinded his father by turning on ⁤the dome lights in their ‌family vehicle. It’s every tired, driving father’s worst‌ nightmare, and sure to cost Trump years in federal⁣ prison.

5.​ Not Paying ‌For A 10⁤ Cent Grocery Bag

Sure,⁣ charging for plastic bags is just obnoxious corporate​ greed, but rules are rules and there must be consequences.

6. Wearing White After Labor Day

White ⁢after Labor Day is the worst fashion offense you can commit. The prosecution will undoubtedly argue that Trump knew better, given his wife’s fashion expertise and impeccable taste.


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