VIDEO: A Glimpse into Sleepy Joe Biden’s Daily Routine

Shocking New Details About⁢ President Biden’s⁤ Daily Routine

Joe Biden,⁢ 80, is technically the president of the United States. However,‍ many Americans believe he’s too old for the job. Despite this, he ​continues to persist.

We were curious ⁣to uncover what the⁢ man sometimes ‍referred to as ⁢”Sleepy ⁢Joe” does in a typical⁣ day, ‍excluding his beach vacations‌ or stays at billionaire’s mansions. So, we embarked on an investigation.

Prepare to be amazed by what we‍ discovered.

Our investigators exclusively and semi-legally obtained a detailed‍ account of Biden’s daily activities over the past few months. From this, we have created a composite schedule that represents an average day in the life of our president. Enjoy!

A ⁢Day in the Life of ⁣Sleepy ‌Joe Biden:

• 10:15 a.m.⁢ — Wake up.
• 10:30 a.m.⁤ — Walk the dog.
• 10:55 a.m. — Eat breakfast. (Oatmeal slurry)
• 11:30 a.m. — ‍Take a nap.
• 12:20 p.m. —⁤ Meet⁢ with senior staff.
• 1:15 p.m. — ⁢Eat lunch. (Chocolate chip ice cream)
• 1:45 p.m. — Free play.
• 3:05⁣ p.m. — Meet ⁤with Hunter Biden and business associate.
• 4:25 p.m. — Scream at terrified young staffer.
• 4:40 p.m. — Time out.
• 5:05 p.m. — Escape from time out. (Get recaptured ⁣by Secret Service)
• 6:00 p.m. ⁤— Greet visitors ‌at‌ the White House. Smell hair.
• 7:30 p.m. — Eat ‌dinner. (President’s choice)
• 8:15 p.m. ​— Bath time.
• 9:00 p.m. ⁣—⁢ Sweet dreams. (Don’t forget CPAP machine for sleep apnea.)